Moving house really sucks! This time however we will prevail! We'll just leave it all in the house when we move. Might make moving from a house to a unit all that much easier. not that it's a small unit, thank christ. Can't belive that 4 people can accumulate so much crap in twelve months especially when 2 of them don't contribute much apart from toys. Oh lordy the toys are everywhere.
Being a worker on oil rigs gave me a good range of expletives with which to show my emotions. However it didn't teach me how to restrain my self in front of the children. All well and good till your almost 3 year old turn's around and says things like;
"That's Bullshit"
"Fuck off kitty!!!"
"Piss off Fuffell"
"Fuffell, your a dickhead"
"Jesus Christ, you scared me"
"Look Mummy, Ga ga's a fuckface"
"I am hurrying mum, for god's sake, fucking hell"
Aren't kids precious!
Back in my day, Beaker from the muppets used to give me nightmares.
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